callin' out bang bang, kiss kiss.
im a dyke. 21. radfem.
blocking me just delays our union by one more life tops
free my girl she did all of that + i helped her
pretty sure covid fucked up my ability to speak properly ngl
everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
She is also the most delicious Gatorade
banger after banger after banger ๐๐งก๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐
it legit sucks bc lana releases cute limited edition stuff sometimes and i can never trust her store to package anything remotely well enough to survive transit to get it
bruh i love lana but her quality control for her shop/merch is fucking terrible whoever is in charge of that needs to get their shit sorted. like i will never buy anything from her shop except maybe clothes but anything else will come broken or damaged, hence why clothes are harder to fuck up. and it’s consistently a problem with the products before they’re shipped. i’ve ordered a few things from her shop over the years, and literally each item if it was delicate always gets destroyed in shipping bc they don’t care to package anything carefully! literally terrible and she needs to fix it.
im so obsessed with voice actors who are obsessed with their own characters its so funny they’re never normal about them i love it
if u love me (u should) blease help me find my mutuals by reblogging this post 🩷
It's ur girl mentallyillwomanzootopiaabortioncomicbreakingbadomegaversepeepeedrinkeryaoiblog420 ET CETERA
ik she might be too small for it but i hope the cellar spider eats the fucking annoying earwigs that keep tryna come into the bathroom
the daddy longleg that i saw like a week ago in the shower apparently decided to take up permanent residence while we were away on vacation for a few days and its decorated the top of our shower in cobwebs lmao
TIL there are many arachnids called daddy long legs! You seem to be talking about a cellar spider, which makes webs, but growing up we called harvestmen daddy long legs (they aren’t actually spiders and don’t make webs)
whoever she is shes my best friend now